When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.