When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

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How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

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What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.