Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat?

Poepurry

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !