Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

What do you call a cat on fire?

A fur-nace

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !