Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !