Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.