Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.