Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America