Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.