Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers"

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.