Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

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What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.