Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.

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What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.