Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.