Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.