Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

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What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.