Freud Jokes

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Jung Jokes More Jung Jokes

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.