Freud Jokes

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge