How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.