How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Previous Random Joke Next

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist?

A psychiatric tryst.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Freud Jokes More Freud Jokes

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

he would always go all Id.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud