You are the wurst.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
It turned into a field
He cracked up.
The coming of the Lord!
They both came in a little behind
Because they built their stuff with reads!
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
A Little Endian -I'll get the door.
A Conquistador!
I on it.
HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
Pasta continuous.
That's a moray!
