You are the wurst.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
The punchline is too long.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Spiiting and swallowing.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
The snowblower came around
A: Highway 55.
Shine a torch in her ear!
Guy: 34C.
Prov alone.
Quarter-pounder with cheese
