You are the wurst.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
Their sausages are the wurst.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Freud
The sausages.
Because they are the wurst.
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
They both fear the wurst
I never sausage a body."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
Pupil: The sausage!
Cafe
If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again
He didn't use enough force...
Islams it.
He threw them off their tracks.
Neither can keep track of their balls
he thinks to himself.
Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)
He always throws the punch.
A little get together.
Guten tag!
In little knotsies....
The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."
He ordered some NaCl.
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
She asks. "It cheese ma."
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
