Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

European Jokes More European Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.