Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch"

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

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What are you when you're in the bathroom?

European

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.