Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.