Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

European Jokes More European Jokes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.