Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!