Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

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What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things?

Rick O'Shea

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Why are European cars the lightest?

because there's no Americans sitting in them.

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.