Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.