Eastern European Jokes

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

European Jokes More European Jokes

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate