Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix