Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.