Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.