Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.