Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.