What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.