What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why Did The Black Guy Crossed The Road?

because... chicken.lel

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What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.