What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...