What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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How about her mom?

Has she said anything

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won