What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!