What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!