What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed