What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!