What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom