What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.