What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM