No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Because attachments are not allowed.
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
Help! I'm melting!
They both got nailed all night.