What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.