What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.