What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half