What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half