What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.