What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half