The other half
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It can look round.
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
the veins
Neither one has Jobs.
A crab apple !
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
A dogerpillar.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
biting an apple and finding half a worm
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Tulips on your organ.
The Holocaust.
Sleep late.
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
The Holocaust
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Half a cat