Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

What is a caterpillar's biggest fear?

A dogerpillar.