Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

Who's there ! Caterpillar ! Caterpillar who ?

Caterpillar a few mice for you !

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What is the proudest body part?

the veins

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"