Half Apple Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.