What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!