What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !