What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's big grey and flies straight up ?

An elecopter !

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"