What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a radio that walks?

A walkie talkie.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.