Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous