Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.