Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

What do you get when you intersect two planes?

A national travesty.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!