Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...