Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.