Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

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Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...