What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.