What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.