What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Why is it difficult to punish vampires?

They can't reflect on what they've done.

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old?

Her hips.