What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.