What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

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What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.