What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.