What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

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What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !