What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees