What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB