Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness?

A Conch.