How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

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What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.