How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.