What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

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What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide