How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Pregnancy Jokes More Pregnancy Jokes

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.