How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

How did the blind girl explain her pregnancy?

She said she didn't see him coming