What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!