What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.