What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's Christmas called in England ?

Yule Britannia !

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.