What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

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What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins