How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.