How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

What do you buy a recently neutered cat?

Spay Roses.

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger