How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

What are your thoughts on new soup technology?

I say Progresso at any cost.