How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer