Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Because they don't have any rulers.
Because there was no point.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!
Wanna ride bikes?
dood
Too many thank you notes to write
One with a cemetery plot.
They were fully booked.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.