Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
At the infideli counter.
He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...
Because on top of it was written : Open here.
When the judge threw the book at him.
2:30 (Tooth hurty!)
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
