What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

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What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"