What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.