What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.