What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside