What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.