What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside