What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What is 10 years with me?

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Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton