What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!