What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.