What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Demand Jokes More Demand Jokes

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.