Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

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When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

What's worse than seven dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke

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How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."