What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity