What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why are the silent majority actually Hillary supporters?

Because they're dead.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity