What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

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Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!