What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call a black attorney?

A brotha-in-law

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity