What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!