What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure."

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity