What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity