What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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A small medium at large.

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They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO