What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What's the most popular red wine?

We want our land back!!

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.