What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.