What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!