What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song?

Land of Cold-Fusion".

Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Emo Jokes More Emo Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !