What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

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What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!