What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.