What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

House Jokes More House Jokes

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.