Leaf Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do Trees do in Autumn?

Take a Leaf of absence.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Geek Jokes More Geek Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea