What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

What do you call a vegetarian?

A hopeless romaine-tic

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What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP