What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

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What do you call a cheap vasectomy?

A rip off.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.