What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.