What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq?

They'll tell you.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.