What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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They know how to raise the roof.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Turnip for what

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Turnip

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Can you smell carrot?