What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them?

Why di'n'ja 'vite us?

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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The cold shoulder.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts