What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

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With 26 characters he met at a party.

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A hearti*choke*. ... :D

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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They 'turnip' their noses.

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

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He Glocks in

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I'm arriving

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*