What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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I'm arriving

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet