What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking