What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking