What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

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Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.