What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

What did the decorators say when they went to church?

Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.