What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you call for a bath?

With a Teletubbie.

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.