What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.