Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky