What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.