What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!