What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What TV game show do fish like best?

Name that tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool