What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.