What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.