Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

How do you start a rave in Africa?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Hahahahaha Jokes More Hahahahaha Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.