How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.