How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.