How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.