What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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How do you blow up a Muslim's phone?

Put it into airplane mode

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...