What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)