What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !