Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.