Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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What do you call a missing psychic midget?

A small medium at large.

What does a redneck do when he misses his girlfriend?

Reload, take better aim.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .