Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Eiffel Tower Jokes More Eiffel Tower Jokes

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.