Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

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Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car?

She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.