Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

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Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.