How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters