How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites