How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots