How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

What do you call the rough parts of Paris?

La Ba-ghetto